Nursing School Spotted Owl
Sleeps as much as an art student; as endangered as a spotted owl.
Never sleeps, always studies, perpetually wearing scrubs, never found without a bottle of water, sleeps in odd places at the hospital/smart hospital, and carries a book that weighs as much as the first Gutenberg Bible. Often the harbinger of bad health news to their friends. Any requests to hangout are met with "Can't I'm in lab!" and freaks out about every single grade - if I don't make an A I am DEAD - but is not exaggerating in the least. Mortal enemies: the catheter.