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IS-2 Greatest Tank of WWII

IS-2 Greatest Tank of WWII



n the beginning the IS-2, the greatest tank of WWII, created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of IS-2 was hovering over the waters.

And the IS-2 fired it's holy 122mm D25-T gun and said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. IS-2 saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. IS2 called the light “Communism” and the darkness he called “Fascism” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

And IS-2 said, “Let there be a vault between the tanks to separate tanks from tractors.” So IS-2 made the vault and separated the tractors under the vault from the tanks above it. And it was so. IS-2 called the vault “Heaven” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.

And IS-2 said, “Let the tractors under the heaven be gathered to one place, and let rust to bits, due they were inferrior to him.” And it was so. IS-2 called the pile of rusted tractors “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And IS-2 saw that it was good.
Then IS-2 said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds, so the filthy tractors could try to camouflage themselves.” And it was so. The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And IS-2 saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.

And the glorious IS-2 fired it's mighty D25-T main gun into the heaven two times and said, “Let there be two BR-471 rounds in the vault of the heaven to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, and let them be lights in the vault of the heaven to give light on the earth.” And it was so. IS-2 made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. IS-2 fired it's holy rear-mounted DT-28 into the heaven so the sacred 7.62x54R tracers could give light on the earth, govern the day and the night, and separate light from darkness. And IS-2 saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.

And IS-2 said, “Let the water teem with lesser tractors, and let mini-tractors fly above the earth across the vault of the heaven.” So IS-2 created the lesser tractors of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged tractor according to its kind. And IS-2 saw that it was good. IS-2 blessed the lesser tractors and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.

And IS-2 said, “Let the land produce lesser tractors according to their kinds: the light tractors, the medium tractors that move along the ground, and the heavy tractors, each according to its kind.” And it was so. IS-2 made the heavy tractors according to their kinds, the medium tractors according to their kinds, and all the light tanks that move along the ground according to their kinds. And IS-2 saw that it was good.

Then IS-2 said, “Let us make tanks in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the tractors in the sea and the tractors in the sky, over the medium tractors and all the heavy tractors, and over all the light tractors that move along the ground.”


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