Correction Guy Meme Generator
Your auntie writes "your welcome" in the family group chat. You type "*you're". You delete it. You type it again. Some hills are worth dying on, even at Christmas.
At the pub quiz you correct the quizmaster: not Frankenstein, Frankenstein's monster. He gives you the point, and a look you'll remember for the rest of your life.
Your date says she loves coffee. You point out that with four sugars and whipped cream, it's a milkshake. There is no second date. You were right, though.
In the meeting your manager says "for all intensive purposes". Your hand rises on its own. You lower it. Afterwards you email him, privately, with a link.
Why it caught on: a smiling 1950s-style advertising man with his palm raised, traced by Know Your Meme to a Flickr post in October 2011 and spread on Reddit from 2012. Correcting strangers is a hobby, and he gave it a uniform.
Best Correction Guy posts
- *lose / UNLESS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR MOTHER
- Sorry I interrupted the beginning of ur sentence / with the middle of mine
- Hello ??? / Hell o !
- seriously ladies / if you have a checklist for the perfect man, go ahead and adopt 20 cats from the local animal shelter
- I WOULD RATHER SHOOT SOMEONE ELSE THEN SHOOT MYSELF / THAN
- Stop saying you drink coffee. / you drink coffee flavored milkshakes.
- Stop / Violets are not blue, They are VIOLET
- talk to the left / cause what you're saying ain't right
- Hold that thought... / Forever
- YOU USE 'TEH' INSTEAD OF 'THE'? / NO, WE'RE NOT CURRENTLY HIRING.
- gRAMMAR ERROR ON FACEBOOK / YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
- Got in touch with my inner self / i'll never buy cheap toilet paper again
- Damn Auto-correct! / No, damn you for not proofreading!
- *You're
- no you cannot "axe" me a question / I don't speak Walmart
- seriously ladies / Just admit that you date guys who are the complete opposite of the "list of a perfect guy" you have in your head
- Hold on, wait, stop talking... / ...see how much better you sound
- Marley and I
- Your, you're, there, their and they're / If you can't use these words correctly, you don't belong on the internet.
- Chill / It’s a shared Acc