Corporate Commander

The rich jerkoff we all love to hate!

The wealthy wanker who singlehandedly caused Lehman Shock. Abusive to the 99%. Recently rants against tipping waitresses. Talks only about self, money, and power. He name drops constantly and claims relations with many of the other Memes; Success Kid is my baby picture, Annoying Facebook Girl is my daughter, Scumbag Steve is my son, Insanity Wolf is my dog, etc.. His only fear is Ron Paul and the ron paul 2012 Meme...