Blind Date Murderer Meme Generator

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• no one will find your body / as atractive as i do
• I can't think of anyone I'd rather kill / time with while waiting in line for coldplay tickets.
• I'm gOING TO RIP OFF YOUR FACE / BOOK STATUS MESSAGE. IT IS SO CLEVER!
• i will gut you / this freshly caught bass and clean it so we can have a fish fry tonight.
• I will boil your kittens / some warm milk since its cold out!
• IF YOU STRUGGLE, IT WILL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE / ACCORDING TO THIS FASCINAting article i'm sending you about quicksand
• i love beating women / to the door so i can open it for them
• I'LL EAT YOUR LIVER / PATE IF YOU CAN'T FINISH THE SANDWICHES I MADE YOU
• I will Drink The BlooD / Of Christ at easter Sunday mass
• I like to beat women / to the door so i can open it for them
• i love beating my wife / at yahtzee
• I WILL SLAY YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY / WITH LAUGHTER AT OUR ENGAGEMENT BRUNCH TOMORROW
• GET IN THE VAN / WE ARE LATE FOR THE PARTY!
• I WILL EAT YOUR BABY / CARROTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM
• I WILL CUT YOU / A PIECE OF THIS CAKE I MADE FOR FHE
• I will microwave your puppies / some of these beef tips in my homemade gravy
• i'm going to bury you / in a pile of hugs
• Your parents are dead / TireD after that walK, So I got them a glass of water
• I'm going to shoot... / Some hoops! wanna play?
• I love twilight / ... of the thunder god