They're coming to annoy you Barbara...
Whats worse than a zombie? An annoying one. Don't fall for his tactics because he'll stop at nothing to sell you on religion, pyramid schemes, useless products, one way ideologies, timeshares, and who knows what else. If all else fails he'll just unload all his emotional baggage on you until you fold under the weight of insanity. Better grab a hammer and lots of nails!